A tale of three presidents

The USA has a president who plays basketball

Russia has a president (now PM) who goes fishing and knows Judo

India has a president that can "fly" jets and board aircraft carriers.

Of course, our president is known for symbolic gestures. This is a symbolic gesture to show women can fly combat aircraft. Sure, a 75 year old woman sat in the back-seat of a subsonic flight for half an hour. This directly implies women are capable of overcoming high G forces and taking on hostiles in the event of a landing in enemy territory.

And who can forget her most symbolic gesture, the loud "Fuck you, India".

Well, we have to thank Sonia madam for establishing new standards in the process of evaluation of a candidate to the post. Pranab Mukherjee was not nominated as he was "too important". Probably a better part of the president's day includes watering the plants of Rashtrapati Bhavan.